i'm not one for leaving.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ooh-bloodyhell
lily-peet

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

wirehead-wannabe

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

dirkcourser

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

qade-dine

Why?

dirkcourser

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lordhellebore:
“ spiletta42:
“This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer...
spiletta42

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

lordhellebore

Good old times xD

Source: memescomedy
copaface
zerogoukki

so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.

in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.

fancybidet

I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.

salainen

FOR FUCKING REAL

briggsnotmyers

From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”

This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much

corn-free-awesomesauce

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train-to-win

I never knew this…